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	<description>Digesting commercials one greasy morsel at a time</description>
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		<title>DOOMED!</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2011-01-18-doomed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[FedEx]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to FedEx, the entire world is doomed until they come along to deliver medium-quality service. Well, OK. At least the commercial is funny!]]></description>
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		<title>This lady in the Public Storage ads is nuts</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2011-01-17-this-lady-in-the-public-storage-ads-is-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 05:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell is this lady talking about? &#8220;Dogs Playing Poker&#8221; and a beer can collection? That&#8217;s my idea of Shangri La! Maybe once she&#8217;s done erasing all traces of the unique personality her husband once had before marrying her, she can get started on putting all of her kids&#8217; favorite things in storage and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Madison manages to take all the class out of adultery</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-10-ashley-madison-class-adultery/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-10-ashley-madison-class-adultery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I understand that some people like to have extramarital affairs, but do they have to do it in such a sleazy way as to sign up for a website just for cheaters? Somehow it makes the whole thing seem so much seedier. Here are two of their (badly produced) commercials.]]></description>
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		<title>The 1-800-Victim2 commercials have it all</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-24-the-1-800-victim2-commercials-have-it-all/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-24-the-1-800-victim2-commercials-have-it-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I suppose these 1-800-Victim2 commercials are for a law firm specializing in personal injury, but it doesn&#8217;t really matter what they&#8217;re for. They have everything I love in a local commercial&#8230;bad acting, bad special effects, bad visual effects, and a funny rap. The guy in the second commercial really thinks he&#8217;s all that, but is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bullies are no match for Tiger Schulmann</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-17-bullies-are-no-match-for-tiger-schulmann/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-17-bullies-are-no-match-for-tiger-schulmann/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=448</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is just one of the Tiger Schulmann karate school&#8217;s fine commercials&#8230;I also like the one where a woman looks enviously at a Paris Hilton-looking socialite type, then a scary karate instructor approaches her car and magically transports her to the Tiger Schulmann school. It&#8217;s really quite confusing. But the ad below is great for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is this a Broadview Security ad or Jennifer Lopez&#8217;s &#8220;Enough&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-09-is-this-a-broadview-security-ad-or-jennifer-lopezs-enough/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-09-is-this-a-broadview-security-ad-or-jennifer-lopezs-enough/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Broadview Security]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This commercial for Broadview Security starts out like a normal commercial, with a girl turning away a date at the door, citing the fact that she just got out of a bad relationship, and going inside. She could easily be about to indulge in a single-serving microwave brownie or some Dove chocolate. But then things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Awesome FedEx Cast Away commercial</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-30-awesome-fedex-cast-away-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-30-awesome-fedex-cast-away-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friends and I often made jokes about what might have been in that one package Tom Hanks refused to open in Cast Away. What if it was an inflatable raft, or a gun or whatever? Well, little did I know until today, FedEx was way ahead of us. They did a commercial about this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1-800-DENTIST&#8217;s disturbing outtakes</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-30-1-800-dentists-disturbing-outtakes/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-30-1-800-dentists-disturbing-outtakes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=385</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve seen the many 1-800-DENTIST ads, which show a dentist and a woman who always seem to get in the same elevator, sharing dentistry-related banter, you know they use guilt and vague threats to convince the public to go to the dentist. The woman will just be talking about food or something, and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Sedaris in a Supercuts ad?? Awesome!</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-25-amy-sedaris-in-a-supercuts-ad-awesome/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-25-amy-sedaris-in-a-supercuts-ad-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=350</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I love me some cheap haircuts, and half the time I&#8217;m too cheap to even get those and end up letting my friends cut my hair (bad idea unless you&#8217;re getting a buzz cut). But when I do decide to go all out and pamper myself, I still can&#8217;t bear to spend more than $15 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad of the Week: Viking Pest</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-05-23-ad-of-the-week-viking-pest/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-05-23-ad-of-the-week-viking-pest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 16:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My ads of the week haven&#8217;t exactly been regularly spaced out, you might have noticed, but so be it. This is a particularly disturbing new ad spot for Viking Pest, a pest control company. I think they stole their mascot from my nightmares. Viking Pest ad]]></description>
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		<title>Jacoby &amp; Meyers have finally lost it</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-04-15-jacoby-meyers-have-finally-lost-it/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-04-15-jacoby-meyers-have-finally-lost-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=44</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t describe how disturbing I find the new Jacoby &#38; Meyers ad. If you haven&#8217;t seen it, I apologize that I wasn&#8217;t able to locate a video of the offending commercial. Basically, it appears as if your very own television is experiencing technical difficulties: the absent remote control holder attempts to turn the TV [...]]]></description>
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		<title>These Reggaeton ads for Optimum Cable will not get out of my head</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2007-12-12-reggaeton-ads-for-optimum-cable/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2007-12-12-reggaeton-ads-for-optimum-cable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Optimum Triple Play]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you seen these, or is it just my Puerto Rican neighborhood that attracts such ads?   The first is the original ad in Spanish, and the second is the new English version, which I was excited to see, being a fan of the original (I spend a lot of time watching Univision at my local [...]]]></description>
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