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	<description>Digesting commercials one greasy morsel at a time</description>
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		<title>Depend Underwear: good idea or trying too hard?</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-04-19-depend-underwear-good-idea-or-trying-too-hard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m not sure if they were inspired by the popularity of Whoopi Goldberg&#8217;s ad campaign for Poise, where she dresses up like a bunch of different historical and mythological figures and talks in weird accents to get the point across that it&#8217;s OK to be incontinent, but Depend has gotten a makeover. This new line [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kotex manages to make good period-related commercials</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-03-15-kotex-manages-to-make-good-period-related-commercials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I usually loathe ads for tampons and the like, because they&#8217;re so ridiculous, with the blue liquid and the dreamy beach scenes and girls having a great time being on their periods. But Kotex&#8217;s new ad for its youth-oriented U by Kotex line, entitled &#8220;Reality Check,&#8221; mocks these conventions in a funny way, and so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TMI award: Philips Colon Health</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-23-tmi-award-philips-colon-health/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-23-tmi-award-philips-colon-health/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If somebody came up to me in an airport and started talking about my colon, instead of engaging in a conversation with them, I&#8217;d probably just try to get away as quickly as possible. And how sad is it that this woman is going to be known as &#8220;The Colon Lady&#8221; for the rest of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad of the Week: &#8220;I want your bod&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-02-ad-of-the-week-i-want-your-bod/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-02-ad-of-the-week-i-want-your-bod/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if Bod is a real male grooming product line or not, but their commercial sure is hilarious.

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		<title>Best ad slogan: &#8220;Someone&#8217;s been doing the herbal&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-31-best-ad-slogan-someones-been-doing-the-herbal/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-31-best-ad-slogan-someones-been-doing-the-herbal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Herbal Essences]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have always enjoyed Herbal Essences&#8216; fine line of haircare products, and now that they&#8217;ve revealed their new slogan, I like them even more. At the end of the commercial below, in regard to a hair product user with newly fabulous hair, the narrator says &#8220;Someone&#8217;s been doing the herbal&#8221; (and I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s whoever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad of the Week: The Easy Toothbrush</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-20-ad-of-the-week-the-easy-toothbrush/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-20-ad-of-the-week-the-easy-toothbrush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This ad is just plain confusing. The company appears to be selling regular toothbrushes, but calling them revolutionary. And at $14.95 for 4 (not including shipping), they&#8217;re more expensive than far superior brushes you can buy pretty much anywhere. What the hell were the makers of The Easy Toothbrush thinking? They would get laughed out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Using racial tension to sell toothpaste</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-20-using-racial-tension-to-sell-toothpaste/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-20-using-racial-tension-to-sell-toothpaste/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Thai commercial for some sort of toothpaste is sort of messed up. It seems like it&#8217;s going to be a sad PSA about how we shouldn&#8217;t be racist, but then the main character goes to sleep on a giant toothbrush, and I start wondering if it&#8217;s a Michel Gondry movie or something. The ending [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A funny foreign condom ad</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-14-a-funny-foreign-condom-ad/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-14-a-funny-foreign-condom-ad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This (French?) condom ad was apparently banned at some point. Maybe because it could cause kids to start doing things like bring chainsaws to school and put cats in the dryer (although Alf spent years glamorizing the latter activity). Anyway, it&#8217;s a funny ad. Enjoy!

&#8220;My mom said I could&#8221; ad
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		<title>RepHresh: is there anything to say besides, really??</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-11-rephresh-is-there-anything-to-say-besides-really/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-11-rephresh-is-there-anything-to-say-besides-really/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just gross. I don&#8217;t know what this so-called RepHresh actually does, but I guess it&#8217;s supposed to restore your lady parts to their natural glory. The suggestions for when you should use it, i.e. &#8220;after sex&#8230;after douching,&#8221; are just priceless. But still, ew.

RepHuck that
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		<title>Who would hire David Lynch to direct a pregnancy test ad?</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-03-who-would-hire-david-lynch-to-direct-a-pregnancy-test-ad/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-03-who-would-hire-david-lynch-to-direct-a-pregnancy-test-ad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I absolutely love David Lynch and his fine films, but you have to wonder who would assign him the task of directing ads for Clear Blue Easy pregnancy tests. Anyone who&#8217;s seen Eraserhead knows that, in David&#8217;s hands, pregnancy is no less than a terrifying gurney ride to hell. I keep expecting a monster baby [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad of the Week: Bruce Campbell for Old Spice</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-28-ad-of-the-week-bruce-campbell-for-old-spice/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-28-ad-of-the-week-bruce-campbell-for-old-spice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lovable Bruce Campbell, of Evil Dead fame, has done a lot of good work in his life. But you probably don&#8217;t remember his short stint as an Old Spice pitchman. Check it.

Bruce Campbell likes Old Spice
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		<title>Some absolutely shameless Schick ads</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-17-some-absolutely-shameless-schick-ads/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-07-17-some-absolutely-shameless-schick-ads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=459</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[These female-targeted ads for the razor brand Schick really pull no punches. They use such obvious metaphors for the bikini zone (stroking a cat, trimming the hedges, a pot of tulips between a woman&#8217;s legs) that you wonder why they don&#8217;t just say what they mean. I came across these ads when I noticed the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comfort Wipe&#8230;for real? SNL&#8217;s centaur sketch should sue</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-23-comfort-wipefor-real-snls-centaur-sketch-should-sue/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-23-comfort-wipefor-real-snls-centaur-sketch-should-sue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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Remember that SNL sketch where Christopher Walken interviews a centaur for a job, and asks him all sorts of absurd centaur-related questions? And remember how the centaur character makes reference to using a specially made ass wiper? Here&#8217;s a bit of the dialogue to refresh your memory:

Boss: How do you reach back there.. to wipe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad of the Week: KY Yours and Mine</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-06-ad-of-the-week-ky-yours-and-mine/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-06-ad-of-the-week-ky-yours-and-mine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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I think it&#8217;s hilarious that couples around the country are seeing these ads for KY&#8217;s &#8220;Yours and Mine&#8221; (i.e. His and Hers) lubricants and thinking that it will somehow improve their sex lives. Lube, it would seem, is no longer for  booty sex enthusiasts and the post-menopausal. I have heard at least two people describe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More puppies!!!</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-05-19-more-puppies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 16:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my haste to big up the K9 Advantix puppy, I almost forgot about the equally cute Cottonelle puppy. Granted, this dog has a major mark against him, namely the fact that he is creepily obsessed with asses. But he&#8217;s still cute as hell.
Update: A big thank you to reader Nora who pointed out (in [...]]]></description>
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