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		<title>No no no no no no no</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-09-22-no-no-no-no-no-no-no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 00:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Charmin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time Charmin has gone too far! Unsatisfied with merely giving us recurring nightmares after watching bears criticize their family members&#8217; levels of ass cleanliness, they have decided to go in for the kill by inventing a new fetish: a bear/toilet paper fetish! At least I think it&#8217;s new. Nah, there&#8217;s probably already a whole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is it just me, or is the Acuvue 1 Day ad sexist?</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-09-08-is-it-just-me-or-is-the-acuvue-1-day-ad-sexist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve probably heard Dorothy Parker&#8217;s famous quote, &#8220;Men seldom make passes. At girls who wear glasses.&#8221; Well, apparently Acuvue agrees, as evidenced by their new &#8220;1 Day&#8221; ad wherein a teenaged girl sighs that one day the boy of her dreams will notice her. It turns out that day is the same day she gets [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The cheeky Axe ad about cleaning your balls</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-09-07-the-cheeky-axe-ad-about-cleaning-your-balls/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-09-07-the-cheeky-axe-ad-about-cleaning-your-balls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Axe]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=850</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Obviously Axe has never shied away from provocative subject matter in its commercials. The male-targeted body care line is all about sex, and usually finds clever ways to sell the idea of smelling like a frat guy. But this ad really takes the cake. I hope that every man who&#8217;s bathing himself knows how to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The best Just for Men commercial</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-08-24-the-best-just-for-men-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-08-24-the-best-just-for-men-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 01:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=848</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are so many ridiculous Just For Men commercials, from the one where the little girls beg their dad to get out there and start dating again (then creepily ask for all the details when he gets home) to the one where the office worker rides a zipline using his tie in order to dye [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vintage nausea: The Epilady hair removal device</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-08-16-vintage-nausea-the-epilady-hair-removal-device/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-08-16-vintage-nausea-the-epilady-hair-removal-device/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[nostalgia]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=841</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nowadays, if an advertisement even remotely suggests that using it is any less comfortable than getting a blow job from Jesus himself, it doesn&#8217;t air. But back in the early 90s, according to this commercial for an epilator called Epilady, you could come right out and say that not only was it mildly uncomfortable to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Depend Underwear: good idea or trying too hard?</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-04-19-depend-underwear-good-idea-or-trying-too-hard/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-04-19-depend-underwear-good-idea-or-trying-too-hard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=764</guid>
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I&#8217;m not sure if they were inspired by the popularity of Whoopi Goldberg&#8217;s ad campaign for Poise, where she dresses up like a bunch of different historical and mythological figures and talks in weird accents to get the point across that it&#8217;s OK to be incontinent, but Depend has gotten a makeover. This new line [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kotex manages to make good period-related commercials</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-03-15-kotex-manages-to-make-good-period-related-commercials/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-03-15-kotex-manages-to-make-good-period-related-commercials/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=737</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I usually loathe ads for tampons and the like, because they&#8217;re so ridiculous, with the blue liquid and the dreamy beach scenes and girls having a great time being on their periods. But Kotex&#8217;s new ad for its youth-oriented U by Kotex line, entitled &#8220;Reality Check,&#8221; mocks these conventions in a funny way, and so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TMI award: Philips Colon Health</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-23-tmi-award-philips-colon-health/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-23-tmi-award-philips-colon-health/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=594</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If somebody came up to me in an airport and started talking about my colon, instead of engaging in a conversation with them, I&#8217;d probably just try to get away as quickly as possible. And how sad is it that this woman is going to be known as &#8220;The Colon Lady&#8221; for the rest of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad of the Week: &#8220;I want your bod&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-02-ad-of-the-week-i-want-your-bod/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-02-ad-of-the-week-i-want-your-bod/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if Bod is a real male grooming product line or not, but their commercial sure is hilarious.

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		<title>Best ad slogan: &#8220;Someone&#8217;s been doing the herbal&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-31-best-ad-slogan-someones-been-doing-the-herbal/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-31-best-ad-slogan-someones-been-doing-the-herbal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Herbal Essences]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have always enjoyed Herbal Essences&#8216; fine line of haircare products, and now that they&#8217;ve revealed their new slogan, I like them even more. At the end of the commercial below, in regard to a hair product user with newly fabulous hair, the narrator says &#8220;Someone&#8217;s been doing the herbal&#8221; (and I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s whoever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad of the Week: The Easy Toothbrush</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-20-ad-of-the-week-the-easy-toothbrush/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-20-ad-of-the-week-the-easy-toothbrush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This ad is just plain confusing. The company appears to be selling regular toothbrushes, but calling them revolutionary. And at $14.95 for 4 (not including shipping), they&#8217;re more expensive than far superior brushes you can buy pretty much anywhere. What the hell were the makers of The Easy Toothbrush thinking? They would get laughed out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Using racial tension to sell toothpaste</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-20-using-racial-tension-to-sell-toothpaste/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-20-using-racial-tension-to-sell-toothpaste/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=533</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This Thai commercial for some sort of toothpaste is sort of messed up. It seems like it&#8217;s going to be a sad PSA about how we shouldn&#8217;t be racist, but then the main character goes to sleep on a giant toothbrush, and I start wondering if it&#8217;s a Michel Gondry movie or something. The ending [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A funny foreign condom ad</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-14-a-funny-foreign-condom-ad/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-14-a-funny-foreign-condom-ad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=515</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This (French?) condom ad was apparently banned at some point. Maybe because it could cause kids to start doing things like bring chainsaws to school and put cats in the dryer (although Alf spent years glamorizing the latter activity). Anyway, it&#8217;s a funny ad. Enjoy!

&#8220;My mom said I could&#8221; ad
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		<title>RepHresh: is there anything to say besides, really??</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-11-rephresh-is-there-anything-to-say-besides-really/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-11-rephresh-is-there-anything-to-say-besides-really/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just gross. I don&#8217;t know what this so-called RepHresh actually does, but I guess it&#8217;s supposed to restore your lady parts to their natural glory. The suggestions for when you should use it, i.e. &#8220;after sex&#8230;after douching,&#8221; are just priceless. But still, ew.

RepHuck that
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		<title>Who would hire David Lynch to direct a pregnancy test ad?</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-03-who-would-hire-david-lynch-to-direct-a-pregnancy-test-ad/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-03-who-would-hire-david-lynch-to-direct-a-pregnancy-test-ad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Clear Blue]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I absolutely love David Lynch and his fine films, but you have to wonder who would assign him the task of directing ads for Clear Blue Easy pregnancy tests. Anyone who&#8217;s seen Eraserhead knows that, in David&#8217;s hands, pregnancy is no less than a terrifying gurney ride to hell. I keep expecting a monster baby [...]]]></description>
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