May 7 2009

The 5 Worst Advertising Mascots

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5. Smart-Allecky Talking Cereal, Frosted Mini-Wheats

Mini-Wheats History Lesson Ad

4. The money you could be saving with Geico, Geico

Awkward Dinner Geico Ad

3. The Burger King, Burger King

Burger King Pole Dancing Ad

2. Mother Nature, Tampax

Mother Nature Ad

1. The Mucus People, Mucinex


Mucus Sheriff Ad


Apr 27 2009

10 Things I Never Want to See Advertised on TV Again

These are ten products and/or services whose advertising campaigns have gotten on my last nerve.

10. Esurance

9. Stanley Steemer

8. Mohegan Sun (local reference to the New York area)

7. Activia

6. Real California Milk (i.e. those obnoxious singing cows)


5. Free Credit Report

4. J.G. Wentworth (877-CASH-NOW)

3. Transition to Digital TV (see every channel at all hours of the day for examples, or hit play below)

2. ExtenZe

1. Optimum Triple Play