I have to say, I’m really proud of Quizno’s for having the cajones to air a commercial like this. Granted, this is the cable version, which I’ve only seen at night on channels like SpikeTV, but it’s still fairly eyebrow-raising as sandwich chain commercials go. The version that airs on network TV is far less interesting and doesn’t really make any sense, which leads me to believe that this version was the original ad vision. My favorite part is their discussion of how Scott, the sandwich maker, has previously “put it in” and doesn’t want to it again because it burned, to which the oven replies, “we both enjoyed that.”

Quizno’s Toasty Torpedo Ad (sexy version)

This is a gem from back in the day. You can always count on Pillsbury for an adorably disturbing ad. This doesn’t hold a candle, however, to my all time favorite, which involved an older couple saying that experimenting in the kitchen was giving them ideas to experiment in other rooms, and the Pillsbury Doughboy suggestively dimmed the lights. That was just disgusting.  I don’t want to think about pudgy middle aged flesh and biscuit dough.

But until I can locate a video of that disturbing moment in advertising history, we’ll have to make do with this hilarious rap.