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		<title>The scariest jewelry commercial ever</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-11-16-the-scariest-jewelry-commercial-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-11-16-the-scariest-jewelry-commercial-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 01:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kay Jewelers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This Kay Jewelers commercial looks and sounds like a horror movie from beginning to end, and it really makes you think about how some people think jewelry implies ownership of each other. This might as well be a scene between Leo and Shelly in Twin Peaks. But I don&#8217;t think that it was intended to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Snazzy Napper</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-08-24-the-snazzy-napper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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What in the name of Sharia Law? This Snazzy Napper is a very bad idea for many reasons. For one, it looks stupid. Its website also suggests you use this facekerchief in public places, such as mass transit systems, which can only be the suggestion of someone who&#8217;s never lived in the city. This kind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The creepy Crocs ad where the shoes massage her feet</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-08-04-the-creepy-crocs-ad-where-the-shoes-massage-her-feet/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-08-04-the-creepy-crocs-ad-where-the-shoes-massage-her-feet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been waiting for someone to upload this video for a while. It really speaks for itself, but let me just say this: if my shoes ever got fresh with me like that, I would throw them out the window and call a priest. For serious.

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		<title>Reebok ZigTech totally ripped of Beck&#8217;s E-Pro video</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-05-12-reebok-zigtech-totally-ripped-of-becks-e-pro-video/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-05-12-reebok-zigtech-totally-ripped-of-becks-e-pro-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 16:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Reebok]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what a ZigTech is, but Reebok has released it. I think it&#8217;s a shoe. Whatever the product is, the ad is clearly a ripoff of the music video for &#8220;E-Pro&#8221; by Beck. From the song to the animation, it&#8217;s all a direct copy. Is this supposed to appeal to Beck fans as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In answer to your question, Gap&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-05-11-in-answer-to-your-question-gap/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-05-11-in-answer-to-your-question-gap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=804</guid>
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&#8230;no, I don&#8217;t love a good mystery. Not when it involves my money. Just give me the 40% off, assholes.
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		<title>Ew! The Reebok butt ad</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-11-14-ew-the-reebok-butt-ad/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-11-14-ew-the-reebok-butt-ad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new ad for the Reebok EasyTone shoes or whatever is totally gross. It reminds me of the Cottonelle butt institute ad. I guess the point is that if you get these magical shoes, your ass will be so irresistible that people will stare at it all the time, but it just comes off as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Solstace really a major holiday now?</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-11-14-is-solstace-really-a-major-holiday-now/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-11-14-is-solstace-really-a-major-holiday-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new Gap commercial shouts out to four holidays: Christmas (duh), Hanukkah (obviously), Kwanzaa (understandable), and&#8230;Solstace?
I understand that there are Pagans in this country, but it seems an odd choice of holiday to promote.

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		<title>Ad of the Week: DSW and shoe speed dating</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-16-ad-of-the-week-dsw-and-shoe-speed-dating/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-16-ad-of-the-week-dsw-and-shoe-speed-dating/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to say I like this DSW commercial, which features shoes at a speed dating event. It&#8217;s elegantly done, if anything.

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		<title>The new Levi&#8217;s ad wishes it was Feist&#8217;s &#8220;I Feel It All&#8221; video</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-10-the-new-levis-ad-wishes-it-was-feists-i-feel-it-all-video/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-09-10-the-new-levis-ad-wishes-it-was-feists-i-feel-it-all-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Portions of the new commercial for Levi&#8217;s, which is patriotically titled &#8220;Go Forth America,&#8221; seem to be obviously ripping off Feist&#8217;s music video for &#8220;I Feel It All.&#8221; The sparklers and fireworks, the dark water, the youthful cavorting, even the girl&#8217;s black and white striped shirt are clear matches.
But don&#8217;t take my word for it&#8230;see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad of the Week: Tingotang</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-27-ad-of-the-week-tingotang/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-08-27-ad-of-the-week-tingotang/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=547</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I spotted the ridiculous product called Tingotang on TV&#8217;s Dragons&#8217; Den, on which the company tried and failed to obtain funding for their misguided efforts. Basically, it&#8217;s jewelry you&#8217;re supposed to wear to signal that you&#8217;re single when at a bar or such. The product was dumb and nobody would ever buy it, but their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marshall&#8217;s must think designers are pretty stupid</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-23-marshalls-must-think-designers-are-pretty-stupid/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-06-23-marshalls-must-think-designers-are-pretty-stupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=332</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
I have been confused about these Marshall&#8217;s commercials for a while. They set up these bizarre scenarios in which fashion designers don&#8217;t seem to understand the concept of return policies, customer service, or basic retail practices. For instance, in the ad below, their fancy European designer, Bjorn, writes the number 100 on an order slip, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prada&#8217;s &#8220;Trembled Blossoms&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-05-01-pradas-trembled-blossoms/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-05-01-pradas-trembled-blossoms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 02:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adnauseous.com/?p=158</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now, I know fashion is a world that&#8217;s all about expensive marketing campaigns that make little to no sense, but this is just going too far. Prada made a multi-part animated film about their latest line, and it&#8217;s basically a painfully long acid trip brought to life. I really don&#8217;t know what to make of [...]]]></description>
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