Those Disney ads where people open envelopes and let loose a torrent of balloons and fireworks freak me out. I guess they’re implying that getting a free day at Disneyland (or the slightly crappier Walt Disney World) is really awesome, which is true, but the way they execute it worries me. All these kids, parents, and animals in the ads seem transfixed by the indoor fireworks display, whereas in real life they’d be shrieking and diving for cover under the nearest piece of furniture. And then would come the lawsuits.

What Will You Celebrate Ad

I am very confused by these new commercials for Disney Farm Fresh Eggs. Disney thinks they can just stamp a little character on any old thing and people will buy it? Well, they probably will, but it’s still arrogant. And the person who posted the video below suggests that these might be collectible if you don’t break the shells. Do they mean drilling a couple of tiny holes and blowing them out? Because I don’t think anyone wants some old rotten eggs, no matter what they’re stamped with. The carton maybe. Blown-out eggshells maybe. Rotten eggs no.

Disney Farm Fresh Eggs commercial