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	<description>Digesting commercials one greasy morsel at a time</description>
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		<title>The Gyro Bowl</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-03-03-the-gyro-bowl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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I personally never had a problem using a bowl, and if my kids ever did, I would tell them to learn to use a damn bowl, not buy them a gravity-proof vessel like the Gyro Bowl. But then again, I&#8217;m not stupid.
Best line: &#8220;Look, it&#8217;s not even spilling pudding on my mom&#8217;s favorite cashmere sweater!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naked office viral ad from Bud Light</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-02-04-naked-office-viral-ad-from-bud-light/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what the ad people at Bud Light were drinking when they came up with this viral spot. I would guess they were drinking Bud Light, but that doesn&#8217;t get you drunk, so it must have been something else.
I like the idea of a naked office, but this commercial just doesn&#8217;t make sense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And the winners are&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-02-03-and-the-winners-are/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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A few readers spoke, and millions more probably intended to but never got around to it, and finally the winners have become clear to me! The best and worst ads of 2009 are&#8230;
Best: The Shake Weight!
Worst: Windows 7 Launch Party!
I couldn&#8217;t have picked better winners myself! The Windows 7 Launch Party ads were truly horrendous, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Alive</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2010-01-26-baby-alive/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2010-01-26-baby-alive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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I remember wanting a Baby Alive doll, and I&#8217;m not sure if I ever got one. But boy, do these commercial take me back. The best line: &#8220;I made a stinky.&#8221;





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		<title>Slate&#8217;s &#8220;Ads we hate&#8221; list</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-30-slates-ads-we-hate-list/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-30-slates-ads-we-hate-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slate has released their list of the most atrocious ads of the year, and I have to say I agree about most of them, though they left out some egregious offenders, like Philips Colon Health. Regardless, here&#8217;s the list&#8230;enjoy!
Ads we hate (Slate)
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		<title>Does every Pepto Bismol commercial have to be disgusting?</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-30-does-every-pepto-bismol-commercial-have-to-be-disgusting/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-30-does-every-pepto-bismol-commercial-have-to-be-disgusting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;.and I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;disgusting&#8221; in a Tyra Banks &#8220;you look so fashionable&#8221; way. Take the new Pepto ad, below, which is based around the concept of farting in someone&#8217;s face. There are a lot of ways to illustrate how bad it is to have gas, like illustrating the searing gas pain the flatulence sufferer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A creepily dirty moment in the Elderplan commercial</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-28-a-creepily-dirty-moment-in-the-elderplan-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure what Elderplan is, but this ad caught my ear when the female representative at about the one minute mark says something that sounds dirty but isn&#8217;t. She&#8217;s talking about cheesecake, wasting valuable phone time by humoring a customer (something she&#8217;ll surely get in trouble for as soon as the commercial is over), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VOTE! Worst Ad of the Year</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-21-vote-worst-ad-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-21-vote-worst-ad-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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Before you all sneak away for Christmas vacation, I&#8217;d thought I&#8217;d throw the second poll out. Here are the finalists for the biggest steaming pile of advertising feces excreted in 2009. The finalists are&#8230;
*Latisse
*Philips Colon Health
*The Double Down Sandwich (KFC)
*Feed the Pig
* Windows 7 Launch Party
Now kindly vote below, and have a wonderful holiday!
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		<title>VOTE! Best Ad of the Year</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-17-vote-best-ad-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-17-vote-best-ad-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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Finally, the time has come to decide once and for all which ad least turned our collective stomachs this year. To refresh your memory, the five nominees are&#8230;
* The Quizno&#8217;s Toasty Torpedo
* Sweet Million (NY Lottery)
* The Slap Chop Remix
* The Shake Weight
* Nannerpuss (Denny&#8217;s)
Now vote, readers, vote!
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		<title>Best Ad of the Year Nominee #5: Nannerpuss</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-10-best-ad-of-the-year-nominee-5-nannerpuss/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-10-best-ad-of-the-year-nominee-5-nannerpuss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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&#8220;You can call me Nannerpuss, Nannerpuss&#8230;and guess what, I love pancakes!&#8221;
You sure do, Nannerpuss.

(P.S. This is a Denny&#8217;s ad that I originally wrote about here.)
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		<title>Worst Ad of the Year Nominee #5: Windows Launch Party</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-10-worst-ad-of-the-year-nominee-5-windows-launch-party/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-10-worst-ad-of-the-year-nominee-5-windows-launch-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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The final entry in our list of the worst ads of the year is the series of Windows 7 &#8220;Launch Party&#8221; infomercials. Just. Awful.


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		<title>Link Time!</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-08-link-time-4/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-08-link-time-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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In honor of the ongoing holiday season, a classic ad for one of my favorite foods &#8211; DListed
Another awesome DListed ad article, this time about a classic board game ad &#8211; DListed
Indie music in advertising (full disclosure: the article was written by a friend) &#8211; Quiet Color
The D&#38;G threesome ad! &#8211; Grazia Daily
Least thought given [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Ad of the Year Nominee #4: The Shake Weight</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-08-best-ad-of-the-year-nominee-4-the-shake-weight/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-08-best-ad-of-the-year-nominee-4-the-shake-weight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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The Shake Weight had to have a place in the top five ads of the year, if only because it&#8217;s so obviously making visual reference to masturbation. When I wrote about the ad a little more than a month ago, I couldn&#8217;t decide which version was better, and I still can&#8217;t. The female one looks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Ad of the Year Nominee #4: Feed the Pig</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-06-worst-ad-of-the-year-nominee-4-feed-the-pig/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-06-worst-ad-of-the-year-nominee-4-feed-the-pig/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m not sure exactly when these Feed the Pig ads started, but I&#8217;m fairly sure it was this year. Either way, they&#8217;re stupid. I think they&#8217;re supposed to be public service announcements encouraging people to save money, but the only thing they&#8217;re successful at is giving me nightmares. That freaky pig needs to go away.

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		<title>Best Ad of the Year Nominee #3: The Slap Chop Remix</title>
		<link>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-06-best-ad-of-the-year-nominee-3-the-slap-chop-remix/</link>
		<comments>http://adnauseous.com/2009-12-06-best-ad-of-the-year-nominee-3-the-slap-chop-remix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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The third nominee for 2009&#8217;s best ad of the year is a little infomercial that stole my heart. The product being advertised, the Slap Chop, isn&#8217;t that amazing, and the original ad, while wacky, wasn&#8217;t all that interesting either. But then a DJ named Steve Porter did a funny remix, and the Slap Chop people [...]]]></description>
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