The Gyro Bowl

gyro bowl

I personally never had a problem using a bowl, and if my kids ever did, I would tell them to learn to use a damn bowl, not buy them a gravity-proof vessel like the Gyro Bowl. But then again, I’m not stupid.

Best line: “Look, it’s not even spilling pudding on my mom’s favorite cashmere sweater!” What’s that little demon child doing eating pudding over her mom’s sweater anyway? Seems like she’ll find a way to ruin the sweater despite the bowl, because she is evil. Just look in her eyes.

I also must take issue with the name of this product, because when I read it I think of a delicious Middle Eastern meal. Blatant false advertising, because I doubt this so-called Gyro Bowl comes with savory slices of greasy lamb included, and if it did I would be worried.

Oh, and here’s the company’s website, if you just can’t wait to go out and buy one of these magical devices.

This is the best video I could find, but since it’s off the website it’s all auto-starty and small. Sorry about that. If you see a better version on YouTube or whatnot, do let me know!

*Update: The video was too annoying so I took it out. Just click over to the company’s website to watch the ad.

6 Comments

  1. Sara Edwin says:

    My son loves the gyro bowl and actually i think its an great invention.

  2. Nce post, awesome and very informative.

  3. Pipe says:

    And the “major flaw” is what exactly? Nothing like a bunch of whiners bitching and griping because they don’t have any original ideas of their own.

  4. Bryan Adkins says:

    Ok How dumb do they think parents are? This is the dumbest invention for kids I have ever seen. My kid is smarter than this bowl. Whats going to keep him from putting his thumbs on the bowl part and tip it upside down? All I can do is give you an at-a-boy for trying. Funny thing is there are dumb parents out there that will buy this bowl only to figure out that it has a major flaw. Don’t get sucked into this stupid invention. You will regret it.

  5. Liz says:

    Hahahahah! I had the same thought about Gyros. I was thinking it was the delicious Greek sandwich in some sort of new form, like K Pizza Cone.

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