The Gyro Bowl
I personally never had a problem using a bowl, and if my kids ever did, I would tell them to learn to use a damn bowl, not buy them a gravity-proof vessel like the Gyro Bowl. But then again, I’m not stupid.
Best line: “Look, it’s not even spilling pudding on my mom’s favorite cashmere sweater!” What’s that little demon child doing eating pudding over her mom’s sweater anyway? Seems like she’ll find a way to ruin the sweater despite the bowl, because she is evil. Just look in her eyes.
I also must take issue with the name of this product, because when I read it I think of a delicious Middle Eastern meal. Blatant false advertising, because I doubt this so-called Gyro Bowl comes with savory slices of greasy lamb included, and if it did I would be worried.
Oh, and here’s the company’s website, if you just can’t wait to go out and buy one of these magical devices.
This is the best video I could find, but since it’s off the website it’s all auto-starty and small. Sorry about that. If you see a better version on YouTube or whatnot, do let me know!
*Update: The video was too annoying so I took it out. Just click over to the company’s website to watch the ad.


My son loves the gyro bowl and actually i think its an great invention.
Nce post, awesome and very informative.
And the “major flaw” is what exactly? Nothing like a bunch of whiners bitching and griping because they don’t have any original ideas of their own.
Ok How dumb do they think parents are? This is the dumbest invention for kids I have ever seen. My kid is smarter than this bowl. Whats going to keep him from putting his thumbs on the bowl part and tip it upside down? All I can do is give you an at-a-boy for trying. Funny thing is there are dumb parents out there that will buy this bowl only to figure out that it has a major flaw. Don’t get sucked into this stupid invention. You will regret it.
Haha, thanks Bryan! Awesome observations.
Hahahahah! I had the same thought about Gyros. I was thinking it was the delicious Greek sandwich in some sort of new form, like K Pizza Cone.