“I’m not a chicken, you’re a turkey!”
This Ninja Turtle-starring anti-drug ad was all the rage when it came out in the early 90s. By which I mean, it was really easy to make fun of. No better retort has ever been uttered…once a drug user hears that a square thinks he’s a turkey, clearly he’ll stop using drugs and rethink his wasted life.
I never understood why the stereotypical bad kids in these PSAs are so willing to give away their drugs for free. If I had an assortment of pills, powder drugs, joints, and needles, I wouldn’t go giving it to just anyone. I’d charge cash money for that shiz! Also, why are the bad kids even interested in corrupting nerds they don’t know? The whole situation is very unrealistic if you ask me.