Disney shouldn’t be encouraging indoor fireworks
Those Disney ads where people open envelopes and let loose a torrent of balloons and fireworks freak me out. I guess they’re implying that getting a free day at Disneyland (or the slightly crappier Walt Disney World) is really awesome, which is true, but the way they execute it worries me. All these kids, parents, and animals in the ads seem transfixed by the indoor fireworks display, whereas in real life they’d be shrieking and diving for cover under the nearest piece of furniture. And then would come the lawsuits.